Boost Juice

Greg from Tech has accidentally broken smoothie logic and officially filed a smoothie incident report. His words, not ours:

“Flavours have detached from colours. Smoothies are behaving unpredictably. I’m going off the grid.”

Someone clicked something they shouldn’t have… The result? A full-on flavour malfunction. And it’s kind of amazing. Nothing tastes like it looks.

Impacted products (a.k.a. Your new favourite glitchy drinks):

Mango Glitch 

Mango, lime juice, blue spirulina, mango nectar, mango yoghurt, sorbet & ice.

Apple Shift (Vegan)

Blueberries, freshly juiced apple, strawberries, blue spirulina, sorbet & ice.

Lychee Drive

Lychees, pink dragon fruit, blueberries, tropical juice, strawberry yoghurt, sorbet & ice.

Banana Byte

Banana, oat milk, blueberries, strawberries, cinnamon, frozen coconut cream, honey & ice.

It’s flavour disorientation. It’s a glitch in the sip-trix. It’s really tasty.